Quote of the Week: You Can't, Like, Own a Potato

Lisa: Dad, do you mind? Your feet are really close to my potato.

Homer: Your potato? You can't, like, own a potato, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

You Don't Win Friends with Salad!

Words of wisdom from the Simpsons...

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?

America's favorite father as a food critic...


Marge: Who wants pork chops?!

Homer: [carefully tasting the food] Sorry Marge, I'm afraid this gets my lowest rating ever. Seven thumbs up.

Marge: You always liked my pork chops.

Homer: Marge, I'm sorry, but your cooking's only got two moves, Shake and Bake.

Marge: You like Shake n' Bake. You used to put it in your coffee.

Homer: People change, Marge. My palate has grown more sophisticated.

Marge: Oh yeah, what's a palate?

Homer: Oh ... it's a ... special time in a boys life when ... got to go! [rushes out]

--The Simpsons, "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"

Quote of the Week: Doughnuts

"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

—Homer Simpson